This is courtesy of my friend Justin McGinn, who unfortunately does not blog and so I will post it for him.
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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. It's called a 401-Keg.
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6 comments:
That is freakin Hilarious!
love it
Thats it, Im pulling all my money out of the stock market and going to walmart. I think Ill buy all keystone so I get a better return.
Brilliant, you should become a financial adviser.
Freaking love it. One of the best things I have heard in a long time!
I don't drink beer and even I can see that makes the better financial sense...ROFL
i don't drink beer either, so i would save my money by not buying the beer in the first place!
btw, hearts are amazing haha <3
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